A Danish Krag with nice ergonomics!

[butlersrangers]

I guess I should stay off of ebay. Cheese Danish?

[reincarnated]

I found myself wondering about the finish on the forward part of the thigh. I'd probably have to run my fingers over it to see if the finish was properly done.

[butlersrangers]

Goosebumps from cold Nordic winds - Danish not Finnish!

p.s. Keep your hands to your own Krag!

[shuvelrider]

Might need to apply some Danish Oil onto the stock. :P

[Dick Hosmer]

I'd use tung oil, with the appropriate applicator!

And, yes I did catch Finnish and finish.

Aren't puns wonderful?

[butlersrangers]

You did say Tung and not Tongue, right?

[Dick Hosmer]

I'll just let you guess which (or both) was meant.

Maybe the Brothers Butts (and I'm NOT going any further there) should add a folder for the twisted ramblings of dirty old men?

[Dick Hosmer]

Is someone wracking their brain for another pun, or are you all just wishing my tasteless humor would go away?

[butlersrangers]

There was a young Maiden, who offered her Honor.

A Knight decided to honor her offer.

So, all night long, he was on her and off her.