Not sure exactly what this means?

[Local Boy]

I can appreciate your proud, humble, hardworking and polite heritage, but I was thinking maybe you can discretely tattoo the crest on one of the cheeks of your bum.

So on those rare occasions, when someone really tics-you-off, you can pull down your pants and say "Well now...you can kiss my McArthur a _ _!"

[butlersrangers]

I think that's kind of an Alaskan thing ....

I'm not taking the bait and exposing my back and bottom to a source of aggravation.

[Local Boy]

Hmmm, I see your point...could be a risky move, but haven't you watched the movie 'Brave Heart' where the Scottish warriors lift their kilts and mock the English interlopers!

Of course some of the Scotsman ended up with arrows stuck in their rear ends, which brings us back to the first point... now I'm confused... FREEDOM!!!

[butlersrangers]

Shot in the arse with an arrow, ... hmm ... proves my point exactly!

(Poor buggers probably went home and their mothers killed them,
thinking they had been cowards and ran away from the enemy)!
Scotland's a tough town

Kind of brings to mind Saint Lawrence, when he was being martyred in Rome.
The Emperor ordered that his death be a slow one, by grilling.

In the course of the agonizing torture, Lawrence told his executioners:
"This side's done, why don't you flip me over and take a bite".

Saint Lawrence is the patron Saint of Comedians and Chefs.