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Ouch ... foam finger!

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 9:02 pm
by butlersrangers
The July 25th Detroit Tiger Game, against the visiting San Diego Padres, will be promoting 'Prostate Cancer Awareness'.

Karmanos Cancer-Treatment Institute will be giving out a souvenir .... "Don't Fear the Finger" foam fingers!

I've had prostate cancer. It is not funny .... Butt, I am amused by the 'give away' item!

IMHO - One should "Fear the Giant Foam Finger, but not the latex glove".

I'm glad my Doctor didn't have a big foam finger!

Re: Ouch ... foam finger!

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 10:50 pm
by Ned Butts
I chose a woman doctor because they usually have smaller fingers :lol: :lol:

Re: Ouch ... foam finger!

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2022 1:40 am
by Whig
Ned- I'm sure that you've been the "butts" of many similar jokes!

I knew a person once who said he went to his doctor to get a rectal exam and the doctor used two fingers instead of one. He asked the doctor "Doc- Why did you use two fingers for that blasted rectal exam!!??"

The doctor said "I figured that as long as I was up there I might as well get a second opinion!"

Har! Har!

Re: Ouch ... foam finger!

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2022 10:55 am
by Ned Butts
:shock: :lol: :lol:

Re: Ouch ... foam finger!

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2022 11:38 am
by psteinmayer
Whig wrote: Mon Jul 11, 2022 1:40 am Ned- I'm sure that you've been the "butts" of many similar jokes!

I knew a person once who said he went to his doctor to get a rectal exam and the doctor used two fingers instead of one. He asked the doctor "Doc- Why did you use two fingers for that blasted rectal exam!!??"

The doctor said "I figured that as long as I was up there I might as well get a second opinion!"

Har! Har!
OFGS!!! :roll:
:lol: :lol:

Re: Ouch ... foam finger!

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2022 11:42 am
by psteinmayer
Ned Butts wrote: Sun Jul 10, 2022 10:50 pm I chose a woman doctor because they usually have smaller fingers :lol: :lol:
Me too!!! :D

Did you ever hear about the guy who was getting his exam while the doctor placed his free hand on the man's shoulder to help calm him. He never saw the second doctor enter the room... so when that doctor placed his hand on the man's other shoulder... he jumped up and screamed "What the heck is going on here???" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Ouch ... foam finger!

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2022 5:36 pm
by Capt. Frank
It is not the finger, it is the K-Y jelly left behind, no pun intended.

Re: Ouch ... foam finger!

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2022 6:22 pm
by butlersrangers
Well, Capt. Frank, you can always opt for the dry foam finger.
Like Cousin Eddy, I prefer The Jelly of the Month Club - "The Gift that keeps on Giving".

BTW - 'Steinmayer' is German for 'thrower of stones'. Ouch! :shock:

Re: Ouch ... foam finger!

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2022 10:21 am
by psteinmayer
butlersrangers wrote: Mon Jul 11, 2022 6:22 pm BTW - 'Steinmayer' is German for 'thrower of stones'. Ouch! :shock:
:shock: :shock: :shock: