The Visit

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Culpeper
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The Visit

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A guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door.

There are two sheriff's deputies there.

He asks if there is a problem.

One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife.

The guy says "sure" and shows him a picture of his wife. The sheriff says,

"I'm very sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."

The guy says, "I know, but she has a great personality and she's a good cook.
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Re: The Visit

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OFGS!!!

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