How do you defend?

[butlersrangers]

How do you defend yourself against a crazed man armed with a 'whisk broom' ?

You confuse him!

[Dick Hosmer]

Well, today I guess you should first make sure it's a man, and not one of the "other" (isn't it up to around 58 now?) genders in this @^$&$^*($)#*(@#&$%^*()(**&^#%@ked-up world we have allowed to be created around us. First thing every morning I thank the good Lord that I'm 81 and won't have to live with this s**t forever.

And if you want to know how I REALLY feel . . . . .

[Baltimoreed]

Dont hold back Dick, itll eat you up inside!

[Dick Hosmer]

You do NOT want to get me started! I do vent a LOT of my frustrations on Facebook. Many of the memes there are REALLY good - obviously some people have WAY too much time on their hands.

[Culpeper]

As your psychologist I say it is healthy to for us to get you "started". There have been many studies showing it is beneficial to get the other person to release their pent up emotions. It is typically called the Jerry Springer effect. You just vent and we'll just goad you on. Do you have a video camera so it can be put on the net?

As for having too much time on "their hands" I will say for all to hear, I have too much bacon on mine. (Which isn't any problem at all.)


We are here for you. Right Fellas?