climate change morons
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Re: climate change morons
I can see where this is going ..... TP made from bamboo and other grasses!
Our future will be a plague of TV Ads for products that soothe and heal rectal irritations, like Grass Ass, Sphincter Slivers, Bamboo Butt and Baboon Bottom.
Thanks Greta. Maybe, I will start stockpiling Maple Leaves that local trees have so abundantly blessed me with.
An abundant alternative of free TP, that can be recycled as Fuel! Life is Good.
Our future will be a plague of TV Ads for products that soothe and heal rectal irritations, like Grass Ass, Sphincter Slivers, Bamboo Butt and Baboon Bottom.
Thanks Greta. Maybe, I will start stockpiling Maple Leaves that local trees have so abundantly blessed me with.
An abundant alternative of free TP, that can be recycled as Fuel! Life is Good.
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Re: climate change morons
Of course, you will have to use maple leaves that have died from natural causes. You can replenish your stock every fall and have several colors. But they age and dry out, and get crumbly. But have no fear. Someone will brew up a preservative to make those maple leaves soft and pliable year round. The preservative will come from somewhere cold, because the inventors must first know about the problem. The preservative will probably have a petroleum base and come from a factory heated with oil, but no matter, you will have saved trees and taken those leaves off the street.
And how will you warm your house below the bridge when it is incorrect to use oil or gas or trees? I guess you can burn used maple leaves.
And how will you warm your house below the bridge when it is incorrect to use oil or gas or trees? I guess you can burn used maple leaves.
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Re: climate change morons
I reckon the obvious alternative is installing a Biden Bidet.