The July 25th Detroit Tiger Game, against the visiting San Diego Padres, will be promoting 'Prostate Cancer Awareness'.
Karmanos Cancer-Treatment Institute will be giving out a souvenir .... "Don't Fear the Finger" foam fingers!
I've had prostate cancer. It is not funny .... Butt, I am amused by the 'give away' item!
IMHO - One should "Fear the Giant Foam Finger, but not the latex glove".
I'm glad my Doctor didn't have a big foam finger!
Ouch ... foam finger!
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I chose a woman doctor because they usually have smaller fingers
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Ned- I'm sure that you've been the "butts" of many similar jokes!
I knew a person once who said he went to his doctor to get a rectal exam and the doctor used two fingers instead of one. He asked the doctor "Doc- Why did you use two fingers for that blasted rectal exam!!??"
The doctor said "I figured that as long as I was up there I might as well get a second opinion!"
Har! Har!
I knew a person once who said he went to his doctor to get a rectal exam and the doctor used two fingers instead of one. He asked the doctor "Doc- Why did you use two fingers for that blasted rectal exam!!??"
The doctor said "I figured that as long as I was up there I might as well get a second opinion!"
Har! Har!
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OFGS!!!Whig wrote: ↑Mon Jul 11, 2022 1:40 am Ned- I'm sure that you've been the "butts" of many similar jokes!
I knew a person once who said he went to his doctor to get a rectal exam and the doctor used two fingers instead of one. He asked the doctor "Doc- Why did you use two fingers for that blasted rectal exam!!??"
The doctor said "I figured that as long as I was up there I might as well get a second opinion!"
Har! Har!
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Me too!!!
Did you ever hear about the guy who was getting his exam while the doctor placed his free hand on the man's shoulder to help calm him. He never saw the second doctor enter the room... so when that doctor placed his hand on the man's other shoulder... he jumped up and screamed "What the heck is going on here???"
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It is not the finger, it is the K-Y jelly left behind, no pun intended.
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Well, Capt. Frank, you can always opt for the dry foam finger.
Like Cousin Eddy, I prefer The Jelly of the Month Club - "The Gift that keeps on Giving".
BTW - 'Steinmayer' is German for 'thrower of stones'. Ouch!
Like Cousin Eddy, I prefer The Jelly of the Month Club - "The Gift that keeps on Giving".
BTW - 'Steinmayer' is German for 'thrower of stones'. Ouch!
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butlersrangers wrote: ↑Mon Jul 11, 2022 6:22 pm BTW - 'Steinmayer' is German for 'thrower of stones'. Ouch!