Bear Huntin Im'a Goin'

[Culpeper]

Changed

But are you sure you want to be going into the woods furred up like a bear? I am certain there'll be some city slicker down Chicago way boasting about a rare trophy bear he shot and how it was wearing hunters orange making for an easy shot.

Maybe you can get the missus to haul out the weed wacker to pare you down a bit for your safety.

[Knute1]

Yeah, well the missus did pare me down some when we were dating and I was itchy for 2 weeks. This might be TMI (too much itching).

[sixfive]

I remember in 2014 a guy here in the Northeast part of zone C took a 780 pound black bear. He used a 12 Gauge if I recall. It was one big bear! Good luck to you and your brother. Happy hunting!

[Knute1]

Thanks, sixfive. I would be more than happy with one half that size.

[butlersrangers]

A "Mr. Knutson Sighting" - He be in 'Training' for the Hunt!

[Knute1]

My training is done for a while. I have bursitis in my right knee so I am sitting at home for the rest of the week taking steroids. 'fraid I'd be bear food right now if I was in the woods. Growing old ain't for sissies.

[butlersrangers]

Mr. Knutson, a.k.a. "Mr. Bait"

[Knute1]

I hope the Mr. stands for mister and not master, as I was sometimes addressed as a kid on birthday cards and such.

[butlersrangers]

All I meant was "Mister Bear Food".

[Knute1]

I was just having a laugh.