Because her first blockbuster was such a smashing success, Hillary Clinton recently signed another writing contract.
She will be rewriting Dr. Seuss books according to democRAT standards.
Titles include:
~ Horton Takes a Knee
~ The Cat in the Burka
~ One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue State
~ If I Ran the Country
~ Green Buds and Ham Pizza
~ Hop on Both Pops
~ Fox In Cortez Nikes
~ Yertle the Speaker
~ How the Grinch Stole the Election and WiILL Do So Again (her personal favorite)
First Political Joke of the Day...
Re: First Political Joke of the Day...
You forgot two jokes
Nancy "Skeletor" Pelosi
Adam "The Pencil Neck" Schiff
Hmmmm. Almost sounds like something from a 1940s gangster serial.
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"Louie, get Skeletor and the Pencil Neck in here. We're going to knock over the Second National and clean out the vault after their next money shipment."
"You got it, Boss."
-Door opens-
Hey you two. The boss wants you in here
-Foot steps and door closes-
You want to see us, chief?
Yeah. I want you to knock over the First National over on Main when they open up tomorrow.
You got it boss!
Now get out of here.
-Door opens and closes-
And Louie you and Lefty will hit the Second National fifteen minutes later while those morons are getting arrested.
You're a genius, boss.
Yeah, I know. Those two are so dumb they might well be in Congress with the other chuckleheads.
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It'll be an Academy Award winner.
Nancy "Skeletor" Pelosi
Adam "The Pencil Neck" Schiff
Hmmmm. Almost sounds like something from a 1940s gangster serial.
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"Louie, get Skeletor and the Pencil Neck in here. We're going to knock over the Second National and clean out the vault after their next money shipment."
"You got it, Boss."
-Door opens-
Hey you two. The boss wants you in here
-Foot steps and door closes-
You want to see us, chief?
Yeah. I want you to knock over the First National over on Main when they open up tomorrow.
You got it boss!
Now get out of here.
-Door opens and closes-
And Louie you and Lefty will hit the Second National fifteen minutes later while those morons are getting arrested.
You're a genius, boss.
Yeah, I know. Those two are so dumb they might well be in Congress with the other chuckleheads.
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It'll be an Academy Award winner.
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