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The end is near!

Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2021 3:52 pm
by FredC
A couple of days ago there was a comic captioned the "end is near".
Made me think of this joke that was originally in Brownwells emails:

"Da End Iss Near! Turn Yourself Aroundt Now! Before It"s Too Late!"
Pastors Sven & Ole, Nort Dakota

Reverend Ole was the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and Pastor Sven was the minister of the Swedish
Covenant Church across the road. I saw them yesterday standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads:

"Da End iss Near! Turn Yourself Aroundt Now! Before It"s Too Late!"

As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"

From the curve we heard screeching tires and a big splash. Rev. Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks, "Do ya tink maybe da
sign should yust say 'Bridge Out'?"

Re: The end is near!

Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2021 4:44 pm
by butlersrangers
It doesn't matter much, Fred.
Lots of people ignore signs these days!

Bridge? What bridge?