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Ouch ... foam finger!
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 9:02 pm
by butlersrangers
The July 25th Detroit Tiger Game, against the visiting San Diego Padres, will be promoting 'Prostate Cancer Awareness'.
Karmanos Cancer-Treatment Institute will be giving out a souvenir .... "Don't Fear the Finger" foam fingers!
I've had prostate cancer. It is not funny .... Butt, I am amused by the 'give away' item!
IMHO - One should "Fear the Giant Foam Finger, but not the latex glove".
I'm glad my Doctor didn't have a big foam finger!
Re: Ouch ... foam finger!
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 10:50 pm
by Ned Butts
I chose a woman doctor because they usually have smaller fingers
Re: Ouch ... foam finger!
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2022 1:40 am
by Whig
Ned- I'm sure that you've been the "butts" of many similar jokes!
I knew a person once who said he went to his doctor to get a rectal exam and the doctor used two fingers instead of one. He asked the doctor "Doc- Why did you use two fingers for that blasted rectal exam!!??"
The doctor said "I figured that as long as I was up there I might as well get a second opinion!"
Har! Har!
Re: Ouch ... foam finger!
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2022 10:55 am
by Ned Butts
Re: Ouch ... foam finger!
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2022 11:38 am
by psteinmayer
Whig wrote: ↑Mon Jul 11, 2022 1:40 am
Ned- I'm sure that you've been the "butts" of many similar jokes!
I knew a person once who said he went to his doctor to get a rectal exam and the doctor used two fingers instead of one. He asked the doctor "Doc- Why did you use two fingers for that blasted rectal exam!!??"
The doctor said "I figured that as long as I was up there I might as well get a second opinion!"
Har! Har!
OFGS!!!
Re: Ouch ... foam finger!
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2022 11:42 am
by psteinmayer
Re: Ouch ... foam finger!
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2022 5:36 pm
by Capt. Frank
It is not the finger, it is the K-Y jelly left behind, no pun intended.
Re: Ouch ... foam finger!
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2022 6:22 pm
by butlersrangers
Well, Capt. Frank, you can always opt for the dry foam finger.
Like Cousin Eddy, I prefer The Jelly of the Month Club - "The Gift that keeps on Giving".
BTW - 'Steinmayer' is German for 'thrower of stones'. Ouch!
Re: Ouch ... foam finger!
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2022 10:21 am
by psteinmayer