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Pretty soon, a lot of us will be pulling out and setting up the Christmas Decorations!

Worked with a fellow that used to ask: "You know what the monkey said when he ran over his tail with the lawn mower?". He would ask this question when he had almost finished a long production job or had a particularly trying day just before quitting time.

The answer always was "It won't be long now!".

Used to ask my wife that ever year or so and she would already forgotten the answer in the meantime. Dumb jokes sometimes are always fresh.

FredC wrote: ↑Fri Nov 04, 2022 9:42 pm Dumb jokes sometimes are always fresh.

Don't you know it.

Two elderly ladies in church.
First one says... "this pew is so hard, my butt has fallen asleep!"
Second one says... "I know, I heard it snore three times already."



Ahhhhhh. Classic.