Nothing better to do
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2022 11:02 pm
CAMBRIDGE, MA - A new study performed by a Harvard research team found a "strong correlation" between watching a soccer game and succumbing to a feeling of overwhelming boredom.
The study suggests that watching soccer is the root cause of much of the world's boredom, and that people can live better, more exciting lives if they simply shut off the World Cup and do something else instead. Researchers stated that other activities like watching baseball, enjoying a hockey game, and staring at the inside of a Pringles can are all far better sources of entertainment than soccer.
Pringles can, HMMM. I would not buy a can much less empty it. Maybe I could walk up and down the highway and find one.
Nah, I got too much to do to get bored. Don't need no stinking Pringles cans.
The study suggests that watching soccer is the root cause of much of the world's boredom, and that people can live better, more exciting lives if they simply shut off the World Cup and do something else instead. Researchers stated that other activities like watching baseball, enjoying a hockey game, and staring at the inside of a Pringles can are all far better sources of entertainment than soccer.
Pringles can, HMMM. I would not buy a can much less empty it. Maybe I could walk up and down the highway and find one.
Nah, I got too much to do to get bored. Don't need no stinking Pringles cans.