Loose Lips...

[Culpeper]

Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I'd like to donate.

Me: Why not just throw it in the trash? That's much easier.

Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use all these clothes.

Me: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.


I'm currently in the hospital in Ward 8b.


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There was a guy telling his friend that he and his wife had a serious arguement the night before.

"But it ended," he said, "when she came crawling to me on her hands and knees."

"What did she say?" asked the friend.

The husband replied, "She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you coward!"

[Ned Butts]