Deer Season?

[butlersrangers]

... the cows be hiding!

[FredC]

You might think that is funny. But I have seen photos and heard some stories.
I have seen cows with the work COW written on the side with white latex paint.

Heard a story about a rancher that told the hunters dod not shoot my cows or it will cost you X amount of dollars (Years ago with inflation I do not remember the amount) one of the green horn hunters did not see any deer so he shot a cow, with the idea it would cost him extra money but he would not go home empty handed.

[butlersrangers]

In Michigan, we put Blaze Orange 'jumpsuits' on the cows, before the November 15th opening of Firearms Season.

[Culpeper]

... so he shot a cow, with the idea it would cost him extra money but he would not go home empty handed.

Very practical

[butlersrangers]

The murdered cow was the 'widower' rancher's blind daughter's first 4-H project & pet.

(The makings for a good country-western song here)!

[Culpeper]

It certainly is, Ollie.

[butlersrangers]

Does that read "COW", or is it "MOO", upside down?

Who is Ollie?

[Culpeper]

Who is Ollie?

Really? You're how old?

[butlersrangers]

Well, here's another fine mess you've gotten me into!

[King carp]

When i lived out west the locals called those critters "slow elk".