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"No signs of intelligent life for the human race"

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2020 9:11 pm
by Whig
A survey of more than 700 beer drinkers has revealed some stunning results. First, there are apparently no signs of intelligent life for the human race left on Earth. And second, people are completely ignorant as to what the coronavirus is, how it is transmitted and what can be done to prevent it.

We say that because 38% of those people surveyed have said they "would not, under any circumstances," buy Corona beer as a result of the deadly coronavirus spreading, according to KRON/CNN. There's obviously zero link between the two, aside from them both having similar names.

16% of the people surveyed said they "were not sure" whether the virus is related to Corona beer and 14% of respondents who regularly drink Corona beer said they would no longer order it in public.


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